boyfriend: i'm so happy you don't piss me off.
me: huh? what are you talking about?
boyfriend: like i never get really mad at you. you don't do shit that makes me mad, you know.?
me: oh. well i'll definitely try harder then.
boyfriend: *insert a ridiculous amount of super sweet and thoughtful compliments here*
me: you just want a blow job don't you?
13 comments:
Is the answer to the last question ever, "No?"
Yup, he totally does.
I'm pretty sure that's a question you never need to ask. I'm glad you called him on it, sister. Men aren't complicated creatures at all. It's either food, sex or cars with them. If they're lucky, sometimes it's all three.
Husband calls it "inspired incentive"
"You just want a blow job, don't you?" is a question with only one answer.
I am happy to know that my husband and I aren't the only ones to have this particular conversation!
And yes, he wants a blow job!
And did it work?
mwhahahaahha that totally sounds like a conversation between hubby and me. LOL
"I'm so happy you don't piss me off." I like that. I'm totally going to use that.
See the problem is that we can always see right though them. Silly boys.
He knows you so well. Just how easy you really are! HA!
Always.
Fellatio motivation, ur doin it right.
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