so i went to a new frozen yogurt store this weekend. have i mentioned how much i love frozen yogurt? i am obsessed with it. OBSESSED I TELL YOU. i think it's just because i can put rainbow sprinkles all over it. i mean, when else do you get to eat rainbow sprinkles? ooh, on donuts. right, i love those too. rainbow sprinkled donuts.. rainbow sprinkles in my fro yo... i'm like a rainbow sprinkle a holic!!!!

so yeah.. i'm walking into the store and this old guy runs in front of me and yells at me "I WAS HERE FIRST!!!" hence my first clue that i've just encountered a little crazy. anyway, mr crazy proceeds to harass the poor girl working there. he's like "is this frozen yogurt? well HOW DO I KNOW IT'S FROZEN YOGURT?? what flavors do you have? ARE THEY ALL FROZEN YOGURT???? are you sure? so how do i do it? why are all the cups the same size? IS THIS FROZEN YOGURT???"

before the poor girl burst into tears, i took over. i told mr crazy that it was all frozen yogurt. that you pay by the weight of the fro yo, so he can put as much as he would like into that cup. i gave him the small things for tasting and he was like, "I DON'T WANT THAT!" by this point i'm having to stop myself from cracking up cause apparently, crazy makes me laugh.


mr crazy left and i was trying to make my fro yo with RAINBOW SPRINKLES when mr crazy came back in the store! he walked up to me and said "you have a beautiful shape." i almost dropped my fro yo. then he said in a nasty tone, "don't get fat!!!!!" and he went on some diatribe about taco bell and burger king and i was thinking to myself how mr crazy must really know me cause i just had taco bell that day for lunch. (and little did i know, but i'd be having burger king later that night) with one more "DON'T GET FAT! DO YOU HEAR ME?" he was gone.

i laughed. i hurried home to tell everyone at my house what just happened. i laughed more. and then i blogged about it. and i'm probably getting fat just by sitting here.

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