the post you've been waiting for

who cares about what i've accomplished for the wedding, when we have a jenny mccarthy and carmen electra story?!?! who wants to see engagement pics of me and boyfriend when there are pics of those hot pieces of ass to look at??!? i get it. i get it. stop hounding me with emails about what happened that night, people!

the reason all of this took so long was because i was waiting for the pictures from the professional photographers to come back, hoping... hoping that at least 1 of the pics i was in with the girls would be decent. but they aren't. they all suck. of me i mean. so i'm forced to talk about our evening and show ugly pictures of myself. but y'all won't care because you won't be looking at me anyway. right? right.

so boyfriend and i got completely spoiled this evening. after our engagement pics, we headed to harrah's where we were all checked in and just had to pick up our room key. our room was pretty big. not huge, but big enough that we had 2 completely seperate bathrooms. so i made boyfriend stay out of mine. that's the whole point of having 2 right? i get one and he gets the other. he didn't believe me when i told him that they both had tv's in them. but they did. and that was fun! totally unncessary, but still fun! there was a huge gift basket full of candies, nuts, cheeses, crackers, water, etc just waiting for us to open and eat upon arrival. and then we also learned that we had a $100 comp food/bar on our room. that was all we needed to hear, and we ran upstairs to the tahoe buffet and gorged ourselves silly. but we still had way too much money left on our comp- so we went to the bar to see if boyfriend could drink the rest of the "free" money away. he couldn't. but he tried. A for effort!

we went to a pre-party in some vip room and that's where we met the girls for the 1st time. they are SO beautiful in person. stunning to look at with killer bodies. and so super nice and fun. carmen just comes off as SO ridiculously sweet and kind. she is definitely the quieter of the 2 (shocker). jenny is silly and has a mouth like a truck driver. i love it. i told her she was a sexy bitch. she laughed her ass off. then i told them both to molest boyfriend. i told them to touch him inappropriately and make him uncomfortable. carmen laughed and said that "jenny will do it!!!" so boyfriend was talking to them and jenny was leaning in and whispering in his ear for what seemed like forever.. i was dying, hoping she was saying good stuff. apparently she was. dirty, whorish stuff. love it!

so after that party, we had to walk the "red carpet" into the club, where we had a killer vip booth waiting for us with a bottle of grey goose vodka and cranberry juice at our disposal. the bottle of cristal came later. there were chocolate dipped strawberries and our very own cocktail waitress to bring us whatever we wanted. i don't think we asked for a thing though. i got to dance on stage and on the catwalk... we chatted with carmen and jenny very little. they both seemed really tired. carmen had just flown in from turkey that day and jenny didn't seem super into the scene. they talked a lot to and with eachother and we basically, left them alone. blah blah blah, who cares.. stop writing.. stop talking.. show pictures. okay.

more pics at flickrrrrrr