we did naughty things to our waiter

hi.

i'm back from arizona.

it was so nice there. the weather is so similiar to so cal. but super quiet. the air was crazy still. and really quiet.
like, no sounds.
at all.
no planes. no dogs barking. no stupid birds chirping. it was kind of weird really. but it was warm.
and it's cold as hell here.

and pouring down rain.

and.. well... moving on.


we went shopping our first day there. we got our makeup airbrushed and we looked freaking amazing so we headed out to dinner at this cute little trendy place called olive & ivy. we ordered a ridiculous amount of food that no one could possibly eat in one sitting. and so much food that there was no more room on our table for anything else. so after about the 5th or so waiter comes by setting down another platter of food onto our already crowded table and asks us if we need anything else.... i might have said something like, "yeah, we could use some sex."

this made our young waiter blush, laugh, and run away as quick as he could. but then, a new waiter (ryan) came to our table, super professional like and said, "ladies, i heard you ordered some sex for the table. unfortunately, we're all out at the moment, but we should get our replenishment stock in about an hour or so."

and he walked away.

and we laughed our asses off. and loved that someone was ballsy enough to play with us.

so after we stuffed ourselves silly and still had ridiculous amounts of food left over, we might have mentioned that we'd take our "sex to go" along with the rest of our food.

well this caused ryan to bring over his business card in a to-go container... and to say something to the effect of since he can't fit in a box, this is the best he can do. a la- sex to go!

thus, ryan got lucky all weekend long and he didn't even know it. we brought him everywhere. he was like our own personal freaking flat stanley.

first thing we did when we brought ryan home was put him in bed. *prrrs*


ryan might have gotten in our panties.


being a waiter is tough. ryan needed to take a hot tub. but not without some floaties for support.


ryan started misbehaving, so we put him in a time out. he needed to chill with his other to-go containers.


but once he was good again, he was very good. i might have put frosting on him and licked him from head to toe.


ryan wanted to go swimming, but he needed some protection first.


all lathered up, he hit the pool.


and worked on his tan.


and mingled with the locals.


ryan was one lucky guy.

we sure hope he appreciates it.