Wednesday, April 08, 2009

watching twilight with a 10 year old

sounds a lot like this:

blake- why is she mad?

blake's mom- she's not mad.

blake- well then why does she look mad? are you sure? i think she's mad.

blake's mom- she's not mad.

blake- she's mad.

blake's mom- dude, i think she just looks that way ALL THE TIME. bella= angry madface.

blake- who's bella?

and then it also sounds like this:

blake- is this movie almost done?

blake's mom- why?

blake- cause it's BORING.

movie ends.

blake- thank god. that was pretty much one of the worst movies i've ever seen in my life.


J from Ireland said...

Haha, very funny. My 11 yr old daughter has watched it about 10 times now and still insists its the best film ever.
My 13 yr old son has the hots for Bella.
Jesus am getting so old.

texas math said...

That's also Allie's experience watching Twilight with me.

Except that I kept commenting that Rosalie was kinda hot, especially when she wore the baseball uniform.

But I admit, I probably overplayed how hot I thought she was just because I was so bored with the movie.

meno said...

Blake is a smart kid, and will undoubtedly have a fine career as a movie critic.

Alison said...

He's right---it was the worst movie ever. I almost couldn't finish it but forced myself to. Edward wasn't even hot. Plus, I heard he doesn't shower and he stinks, so that ruins everything too.

Unknown said...

I agree with Blake.

I only watched it because I got if from the library for free.

It was soooooooooooooo blah.

Karen Bodkin said...

I read the books and the movie was boring. Have you read The Host by her? I thought it was way better than Twilight.

Peggy said...

I have never had any desire to read or see Twilight. Sometimes I feel like I'm the only person in the world who feels this way! Did you enjoy it?

steenky bee said...

Oh, no, no, no. When hubs and I went to see this movie in the theaters we were sitting by a row of tweens. I was so excited to see the movie through their eyes. I squeed right along with them whenever Edward gave his brooding looks.

M said...

LOVED the book, but the movie sucked ass! Kinda ruined the whole thing!

CJ said...

And a movie critic is born!

Anonymous said...

Ha. I haven't seen the movie, but I liked the book.

Andie said...

ha. funny.

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