some totally awesome pics

since i'm still in vegas (i'm post dating this post so it posts while i'm gone. i love this shit), i figured i'd just post some pics that i found that other people took of me at blogher 08. sometimes i think "god i'm awesome." and other times i'm like "what the hell is wrong with me?!?" i honestly can't tell you which one i think more.

if you took these pictures of me, you rock. thanks for making me laugh, spit, choke, hide, want to bury my face in something soft but durable, or whatever else i did when seeing these pics of me. awesome.

i actually dig not having half a face. seriously. i almost look better this way.


stapler, meet crotch. crotch, meet stapler.


it must have been VERY exciting. or not, knowing me.


you all remember my boyfriend, the chair? we got caught trying to sneak out for some alone time together. fucking paparazzi.


not only will mcdonald's bags make your face look like it's about 200 pounds, the grease from the fries will drip onto your cheeks and make you shiney. at least that's what you'll tell people.


whoorl is so mean and evil, she laughs while i cry.


and well. if that's not fucking attractive, i dunno what is.


sometimes i can't get over how unbelievably sexy me and my ring are. good lord people.


ps- there are other pics i wanted to steal but some of you bitches make it too hard!