first of all, why are all the women halloween costumes so freaking slutty? granted, if i looked like the chick in the picture, i wouldn't mind at all, cause i would totally wear one. but i don't look like the model in the picture. and i'm guessing most of you don't either.
so yesterday while blake and i were shopping for halloween costumes, i decided to try one on. blake is going to be an old school gangster.. like al capone style. so we wanted to find one for me too. you know, a girl gangster with PANTS. well that wasn't an option, unless i was 12 because the costumes for grown ups were gangster chicks in skirts (how realistic). blake told me to try one on anyway, just to see. poor jennster. i don't even think i could get the thing onto my arms, much less my body. and once it was actually on, the skirt part ended a little past my waist. ummmm... no thank you. and now i feel like a fucking fat piece of lard.
and now i hate the girl in the picture above even more. stupid skinny whore. it's not like i didn't know better. i mean, the biggest the costume came in was a medium. and the medium is a size 6. so does that mean a large is size 8 and an EXTRA LARGE is a size 10???? who the hell designs these damn things?!??! since when did a size 10 become an extra large?!?! assholes.
well i found this costume online and i might go for it. but i mean, i'd have to order a triple decker extra large and pray it fits, since according to costume sizes, i'm the size of a hot air balloon. wish me luck.
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The way they mark clothing these days sucks. I don't think anyone is just one size anymore...really, it depends on the store you're in or the brand you're buying. Besides, I think the online gangster costume is much more realistic. Try it!
I went through the same thing last year. It's like, "When did wearing adult sizes mean I had to be a size "6" to fit into a "one size fits all" costume?
Ugh.
BUT! I did finally find the CUTEST wonder woman costume that fit me perfectly. And I've decided that I'm gonna be WW every year for Halloween for the rest of my life. :) Okay, at least I will again this year.
Not sure what I'm wearing besides a blond shitass wig, and a couple of baby boy dolls strapped to me, but I'll be chomping on way too much gum, and speaking in a southern accent. My hubs will be wearing his jeans low and his ballcap sideways. Meet the Canadian version of Britney and K-Fed.
Hee!
I've decided this year I'm going to find the most Not Supposed To Be Slutty costume and make it slutty, to prove a point.
I'm thinking, Slutty Kindergarten Teacher. (Hopefully I can find it in a size quadruple X)
Triple decker extra large. I love it! Yeah, it's pathetic that a 10 is an XL!!! Let's feed (no pun intended)women's irrational insecurities about our bodies. Anorexia is way overrated! :)
Are you calling her a whore because she's skinny - or because of what she's wearing?
You in an extra-large. I don't think so. When I first opened your page I thought the top picture was you!
i called her a whore because she's skinny. if i was that thin, i'd work that costume too. lol
daddy dan.. NOT.EVEN.CLOSE.
Yeah, it's pretty funny how all of the adult female costumes in stores are "Slutty xxxxxx". Wanna be a nurse? We have a slutty nurse costume! Wanna be a gangster? Try our slutty gangster costume! Wanna be an M&M? Then I'm sure you'll love our famous slutty M&M costume!
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