some dumbass said the following to boyfriend recently. and since i'd never heard of it before, i figured i'd share it with all of you. it's too good to keep all to myself. information like this should be shared with the world! you should tell everyone too! because this information right here is the key to bliss, folks. happiness is just a jarful of pennies away! who knew?
apparently someone told boyfriend that once we get married, we should put a penny in a jar everytime we do it for the first year. then the next year, we should take a penny out everytime we do it. apparently, we will never, ever, ever (did i mention EVER) take all of the pennies out again. (measured yearly)
don't you just feel good all over? isn't that the most uplifting, positive thing you've read all day? aren't you glad you visited this blog????
good lord- why do guys tell eachother this kind of shit? i mean, can't you factor many things into your sex life? you know, like life? or birthing.. or what the hell ever? but seriously- what is it with the male species and their absolute need to talk shit about marriage? why can't guys find anything positive to say about it? if it's so freaking bad, why do so many of them do it? why get hitched if the rest of your life is going to be over the moment you say "i do." why am i trying to figure out the male species?!?!?! can i ask more questions in one freaking post?!?
let me know how else men's lives are over after marriage, okay? i'm all about feeling the love today.