Monday, March 06, 2006

oscar recap. well, not really.

i was driving back from LA, so i missed the whole entire oscar show. i figure i hear all the best parts the day after anyways so i'm not upset about it. anyways, after scouring the pictures at yahoo, i have come to the following conclusions:

  • just in case you forgot, or didn't know, or are living under a rock on crack- keira knightley is simply one of the most beautiful women i've ever seen in my life. and she is just as stunning in person, as she is in pics... if not moreso.
  • jennifer garner is on the of the cutest and friendliest people ever. she is always so smiley and happy and her freaking dimples kill me! love.her.
  • while jennifer aniston looked super pretty.. someone remind why she was there again? niether her, nor brad pitt should be allowed to attend these types of things without the other on their arm. i'm still in denial about their divorce.
  • jennifer lopez should not be allowed to bring skeletor (her husband) in public. seriously. ever. well unless he wears a paper bag over his head, then i guess it would be alright.
  • could hillary swank even walk in her dress?
  • i think i'm in love with charlize theron. if she proposed, i might say yes.
  • poor michelle williams. she does realize that heath doesn't even like her anymore, doesn't she?
  • the other gay cowboy, jake geharlesdsajdflskafsdfs looked hot.

the end.


Becky at lifeoutoffocus said...

lol you know i love charlize too.

Anonymous said...

Chris is also in love with Charlize Theron. And, Jennifer Aniston is in movies so why can't she be there? I prefer her over Brad Pitt. Ass. AND, the gay cowboy is damn HOT.

j.sterling said...

listen up hooch.. charlize is freaking gorgeous. she kills me she's so beautiful. jennifer aniston shouldn't be allowed there without brad- i'm still in denial that they broke up. i like her lots, it's just weird to see people who haven't been doing anything lately just show up there. lol

penguininthesun said...

I didn't watch the actual thing, but I flipped through many channels of the pre-show trying to get glimpses of the pretty dresses like a nerd. I like guessing who will get insulted or praised for their choice of apparel.

Anonymous said...

You've met Keira Knightley, too? I generally don't believe in envy but sheesh! :)
You constantly crack me up with your Jake G-0df;kjsdg-09 business.

j.sterling said...

matt. i worked at disney. she filmed pirates there. she was stunning and i had to stop myself from kissing her. (not really). lol