boyfriend has decided he loves me most in the mornings. he claims it's something about me being so cute and cuddly it makes him not want to get out of bed. i'm so sure me sprawled across the bed, drooling on my pillow is super attractive. who wouldn't want to leave that?
i think he loves me most in the morning because i'm practically incoherent. i can barely respond when he speaks to me (note- this means no sass or smartass comments) and i can barely move either. it's like my entire body is in a state of dead weight. he lifts my arm up-and down it crashes back onto the bed without me so much as moving an inch from where i lay. he could probably do whatever he wanted to me and i wouldn't budge (ew, there's something entirely wrong about that thought). but really, who loves a person most when they can't speak or move? apparently the man i'm going to marry does. yeah yeah, the same guy who's afraid of tampons and doesn't let me beat him.